The Cubicle of 1 Million Pieces

Screaming he ran for the door. The door decided not
to run away so he smashed into it. Screaming he ran
away and ran for the hospital. The hospital also 
decided not to run from him. He smashed into it, 
and was killed, killed into a million little pieces. 
So many pieces that they would not fit into a Cubicle 
of Holding One Million Pieces (TM). Then the pieces 
ran from the Cubicle of Holding One Million Pieces 
(TM) and the cubicle decided it would run. And run 
it did. Ran like my mind id running now. Running off 
at the mouth making no sense and enjoying it. The 
Cubicle of Holding One Million Pieces (TM) ran, ran 
like a million tiny pieces (so many in fact that they 
would not fit) were chasing after it, which there were. 
The Cubicle of Holding One Million Pieces (TM) decided 
to run for a cab. The cab stayed put, and the Cubicle 
of Holding One Million Pieces (TM) ran into it and was 
killed. Killed I say, killed so dead it was no longer 
living, killed so dead it was not longer called Cubicle
of Holding One Million Pieces (TM). It was now referred 
to as...... Broken Cubicle of Holding One Million Pieces 
(TM). And so it lived happily ever after.

Love Boo
You cannot send me home I have no home okay, back I can deal with Jes' don' senz me in da' home patch