A Dark and Stormy Night

It was a dark and stormy night as the light shone brightly across the lazy 
day of the field.  
Emily stood naked in her new easter dress.  
Robertico looked across that field and up her skirt, "Emily" he said... 
"Why do you have a bra on?"  
She looked down at her naked body and reached into her pocket, 
"Because I could not hold this if I didn't," she said.  
She removed from her nipple rings a small suitcase.  
She slowly opened that case, and put her shirt in it.  
Now she stood in front of Robertico, the fine visage of a young man. 
Robertico, being a fine upstanding heterosexual, took this advantage to get 
in a good bout of dry anal rape.  Homer, not liking dry anal rape, like most 
horses, trot away into the sunset.  
As the sun rose on the horse he took aim and fired his law rocket... 
killing himself as he still had Robertico stuck in him.
The end.