The Ninja Fart
When I was at Dom's house the other day a fart slowly
crawled out of my ass inching it's way across my leg,
as It reached my foot it looked around and found three
targets it could take out. It chose Scott. It leapt from
my foot twisting and turning aiming for the deep waiting
nostrils of Target Scott and rammed itself home deep
within the bowels of it's aquisition. Scotts head slammed
back and rocked like it had been hit by a leaping fart.
He died. His head rolling from it's necklike perch,
dragging the stench with it. The body ran around the room
waving it's arms making the ambient stench waft doing
extraneous damage to all others present. Thankfully it
left me alone so I could convey this story to you. To
bad about Scott though.
Love Boo
