Plaid Condoms and Monkeys

I AM Boo...


... Boo I AM


That Boo-I Am!
That Boo-I-Am!
I do not like
that Boo-I-Am!
Do you like
plaid condoms and monkeys?
I do not like them,
Boo-I-Am.
I do not like
plaid condoms and monkeys.
Would you like them with beer and Nair?
I would not like them with beer and Nair.
I would not like them eaten off your eaten off your derrieree.
I do not like plaid condoms and monkeys.
I do not like them, Boo-I-Am.
Would you like them in a bag of shit?
Would you like them with a piss filled jar named kit?
I do not like them in a bag of shit.
I do not like them with a piss filled jar named kit.
I do not like them with beer and Nair.
I do not like them eaten off your derriere.
I do not like plaid condoms and monkeys.
I do not like them, Boo-I-Am.
Would you eat them in a dress?
Would you eat them with a a guy named Elliot Ness?
Not in a dress.
Not with a a guy named Elliot Ness.
Not in a bag of shit.
Not with a car named Kit.
I would not eat them with beer and Nair.
I would not eat them eaten off your derriere.
I would not eat plaid condoms and monkeys.
I do not like them, Boo-I-Am.
Would you? Could you?
In a piss filled jar?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.
I would not,
could not,
in a piss filled jar.
You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
in a fucking tree!
I would not, could not in a fucking tree.
Not in a piss filled jar! You let me be.
I do not like them in a dress.
I do not like them with a a guy named Elliot Ness.
I do not like them in a bag of shit.
I do not like them with a piss filled jar.
I do not like them with beer and Nair.
I do not like them eaten off your derriere.
I do not like plaid condoms and monkeys.
I do not like them, Boo-I-Am.
A state of intoxication! A state of intoxication!
A state of intoxication! A state of intoxication!
Could you, would you,
in a state of intoxication?
Not in a state of intoxication! Not in a fucking tree!
Not in a piss filled jar! Boo! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a dress.
I could not, would not, with a a guy named Elliot Ness.
I will not eat them with a piss filled jar.
I will not eat them in a bag of shit.
I will not eat them with beer and Nair.
I will not eat them eaten off your derriere.
I do not eat plaid condoms and monkeys.
I do not like them, Boo-I-Am.
Say!
In the bowels of a shark?
Here in the bowels of a shark!
Would you, could you, in the bowels of a shark
I would not, could not, in the bowels of a shark.
Would you, could you, in the state of intoxication?
I would not, could not, in the state of intoxication.
Not in the bowels of a shark. Not on a puss oozing knee.
I do not like them, Boo, you see.
Not in a bag of shit. Not in a dress.
Not with a piss filled jar. Not with a a guy named Elliot Ness.
I will not eat them with beer and Nair.
I do not like them eaten off your derriere!
You do not like plaid condoms and monkeys?
I do not like them
Boo-I-Am.
Could you, would,
with a noat?
I would not,.
could not,
with a noat!
Would you, could you,
on a float?
I could not, would not, on a float.
I will not, will not, with a noat.
I will not eat them in the state of intoxication.
I will not eat them on a state of intoxication.
Not in the bowels of a shark! Not in a fucking tree!
Not in a piss filled jar! You let me be!
I do not like them in a dress.
I do not like them with a a guy named Elliot Ness.
I will not eat them in a bag of shit.
I will not eat them with a piss filled jar.
I do not like them with beer and Nair.
I do not like them eaten off your derriere!
I do not like plaid condoms and monkeys!
I do not like them,
Boo-I-Am.
You do not like them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.
Boo!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.
...
Say!
I like plaid condoms and monkeys!
I do! I like them, Boo-I-Am!
And I would eat them in a float.
And I would eat them with a noat...
And I will eat them in the state of intoxication.
And in the bowels of a shark.
And in a piss filled jar. And in a fucking tree.
They are so good, so good, you see!
So I will eat them in a dress.
And I will eat them with a a guy named Elliot Ness.
And I will eat them in a bag of shit.
And I will eat them with a car named kit.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them eaten off your derriere!
I do so like plaid condoms and monkeys!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Boo-I-Am.